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Over the past decade I have heard parents call their kids Reagan, Tatum, Peyton, Ashton (for a girl), Hunter, Gunner, and Tripper. I am sure there are more, but that’s the fat stack of names that probably annoy me the most. Please, parents, explain to me the purpose of Tatum or Reagan. Do you really really like Peyton Manning? Are you an acclaimed gunner, huntr or tricky tripper? Also, people who are named on days of which they were not born on. Or months or seasons that that were not born on. If someone is named April, I would assume their birthday would be in said month. Same goes for Summer, Autumn and Sunday. In five years we will have kids named Master Chief, instead of Luke Sky Walker (my drama teacher in highschool actually named his son this.) We will have Kurts and Mileys and Milk Bottle and little inside internet joke names, maybe even a Tumblr here and there. Moon Unit, Audio Science, Pilot; I like your names, keep up the good work. Tatum, Ashton and Summer born in December, you guys are douchebags.
